Available for writing, editing, and proofreading work.Unavailable for medical experimentation.
Picasso didn't zip right to Guernica, nor Van Gogh to The Starry Night. Mozart aside, we all suffer through meagre beginnings, and so it is that I once produced the often-cringeworthy pieces you'll find below. If you enjoy them, that's lovely. If you don't, they were ghostwritten.
