Anonymity as a writer has kept me from producing a conventional portfolio, but it couldn't keep me from churning out this hodgepodge. The following collection of satire and self-reference does prove I can write, though. And create graphics. And design documents. And make poor choices.
If that sounds utterly miserable, I suggest you head over to my main site. But if you welcome whimsy and cherish cheese, battle on! Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it. Metaphorically.
